The Caribbean has a lot going for it, so far I’ve enjoyed the food, the weather, and the rum. What I don’t enjoy is the mosquitoes. I’ve discovered that mosquito netting works both ways – it can keep them in the bed. And they get hungry, with no way of eating anywhere except the Lee buffet.

The other thing the Caribbean has is pirates! I forgot about those Disney movies until I got down here and saw all the knock-off merchandise for sale. Pirated pirate merchandise amuses me.

When I grow up I’m going to be a pirate (once I figure out how to wear an eye patch with glasses).